Welcome to My Singular Archive
Singular Style: my greatest hits
Singular Substance: the profound stuff
Straight to hell. Oh, that's okay. Don't bother getting up. I know the way.
Annie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?
Step away from the ballot box and no one gets hurt.
And it's going to take a big chunk out of all of us..
Singular Snark: the fun stuff
Once upon a time in a land far, far away.....
One ticket to hell please! Can you get me the group rate?
A Godless nation turns its hopeful eyes to you.
Contrary to popular belief, I am perfectly capable of forming a close, committed relationship. Just ask my toothbrush.
Economy Class: More menacing than a gang of Syrian musicians.
And the Sisterhood gets kickboxed back to the Stone Age.
Watch me as I offend fat people, thin people, and well-meaning spammers alike! There's something for everyone here! Enjoy!
'Cuz 2003 sucks in all kinds of ways.
Well, I want to change the world!
If we hurry we can just make last call!
'Tis the season to be generous. To me.
A few friendly reminders from the Mistress of the Universe.
Or I'll cry a river all over you.
What the #%&# are you looking at?
The customer is always right. Except, apparently, when the customer is me.
Held prisoner far from my urban comfort zone, I suffer through the worst blind date imaginable. No, really.
Right off a cliff.
Road rules to live by.
Singular Beauty: the girlie stuff
Living in the Hair and Now.
A look at the BIG picture.
And YOUR world will never be the same.
I'd like to buy the world a Diet Coke! Belly on up to the bar!
Please tell me that was only a spilled soda my feet were sticking in!
Double my pleasure, double your fun.
On top of Old Sparrrkyyyy....